like goth, only alot less dark and much more harry potter
Monday, August 3, 2009
twilite is a GREAT BOOK!
this is suppose to be edward cullen from twilight (applause) but i think he looks more like sasori from naruto shippuden either way, THEY ARE SUPER CUTE, dont cha think?
1. SEXYBACK! yeah! 2. p-p-poker face! 3. just dance (lady gaga rocks!) 4. lovestoned (YAY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!) 5. womanizer!!! 6. you belong with me (cos its true *to a special person*) 7. hot and cold 8. shake shake shake shake shake it! (nesalinee DO THE DANCE! LOL) 9. crush! (david you ROCK!) 10. gives you hell (dedicated to my bro and sis!) 11. its my birthday! (japanese!) 12. circus! 13. kristy are you doin okay? (are you?) 14. where have you been? (*sob*) 15. IM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT SO SEXY IT HURTS! (JK JK! im SOO not) 16. getting tried 17. im gonna stop here 18. buh-bye 19. see ya 20. *ZZzzzz* ~special thanks for reading~
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding busFill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virusYou are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colonTrade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulenceYour love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mudTry not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh noEat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for youExpect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open windowWork a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you. Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week
Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lyingIf I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again
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